at least you're not turning straight for some Turkmen dude that you've only known for two weeks, because it has already been stated that I would stab you in the face with a spoon if you did that.
I would stab myself in the face with a spoon. And probably before I got the chance to do so, I can think of about fifteen people who personally would fly out to Turkmenistan to do it for me. You are not alone!
You, my sister, Tricia, Meg, Cat (more because I'm not allowed to get married before I'm 30 unless it's to Neil Gaiman or Ben Lee), pretty much any lesbian I am friends with...15 people. I counted. Really.
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