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Highlight of my trip to New York:
My cab driver's name was Butt Faisal.

BUTT FAISAL.

BUTT FACE!

It has been agreed that if Jordan slash I are ever porn stars our name will be: Booby Dylan.

My doctor: Do you have any questions about sexual activity?

Me: Yeah, I'm pregnant.

I also hadn't shaved my legs in over 2 weeks, 2+ weeks if you will, and I could see the doctor keep eyeing them and she'd inquire "... so you're SURE you don't have ANY questions about growing up??"

This is a clothing label from a small American company that sells their product in France.


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A Bock in a Sail and a Box in a Cage are ONE AND THE SAME. Just thought you all should know, because Julia definitey does.

Many thanks, dear Julia, for my hot new picture. It's always nice to have a reminder of what an attractive individual I am.
That's all.

Today I made quite the mix CD. Do you care? Naw, not really. So here you go ( Read more... )

The spirit of live journal is running low. The citizens need a hero. Someone who can return the vigilante libido of our past entries. I know not the meaning of vigilante OR libido, however - continue on. The hero has been found! The clouds open up, and our hero strides down on a glimmering sunbeam. Peasants gather and shield their tired, peasant- ( Read more... )

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