In Soviet Russia, moonwands cycle you!

[iambickilometer]

I don't think anyone will quite understand how much respect for myself I have lost today. But I'll start from the beginning.

So copperbadge posted in his journal about shitty fantasy novels. metallumai and meran_flash got into and interesting discussion with him, culminating in the ultimate fantasy novel title: Fire of the Crystal Elven Magesword of Dragonstar: The Pegasus

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[eerisedda]

I thought we already had this discussion.

You are all respectable. -pokes- No more of this loss of respect for yourself. Remember, Eeri is always right.

And even if it is ridiculous, the artwork is good. I have no idea about any of it, really, and since I don't, I won't bother reading... I would just be terribly confused. But of course I have faith that your writing is still astounding, even if the story makes you cringe or what have you.

[iambickilometer]

Yes, yes, I know. It's just a bit difficult to convince myself of this.

Well, thanks. And really, the fic bit isn't much. I'll keep adding to it, methinks.

[eerisedda]

Well, even if it is difficult to convince yourself of this, I don't find it at all difficult and will have to remind you of it every chance I get. -pokes-

And if I ever get into SGA, which would, of course, be your doing, then I should read it. And I'm sure I would enjoy it.

So there.

[ladyyueh]

*DIES OF LAUGHTER*

Respect? What is this you speak of?

That's your problem. You're supposed to embrace the crack. None can escape it. Give in. Give in.

Honestly, not the crackiest thing in either fandom, methinks.

Please. Save me from myself.

There is no rescue. For any of us.

Dun dun DUN!

[iambickilometer]

I suppose you're right. "In CLAMP we have no shame" is perhaps a byword I should apply to other fandoms as well.

Certainly not the crackiest thing in either fandom. But by far the crackiest thing I've written since the god!fic.

Oh well, guess I'm screwed.

[smokexscribbles]

Hahahahahahahaha this reminds me, I still have to write my self-insert. THE TITLE OGOD XD

Unfortunately, the worst fantasy novel ever already exists in the form of Eye Of The Argon.

[iambickilometer]

You must, yes.

Oh, my bad, you are entirely correct.

[smokexscribbles]

One day I was sitting in my house, drinking tea and looking at porn on the internet, when a huge bubble caem out of the sky and dropped some people in my yard! I knew they had to be from Tsubasa because I knew it, they had finally come to our dimension!

[carmine_ink]

I admit I had a little fit of glee when I saw what you had done at Sam's journal. I was not, however, prepared for this. Fic! Fanart! The title of this post!

Seriously, I cannot - stop - laughing...

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Sam inspires me to do crazy things. I am rather afraid that one day he will learn to use his powers for evil.

But for now, I am happy to provide such lulz as this.

[sapphirestar_]

um. i. i just.

can i go die, please? because i think my brain died from exposure to this much crack and awesome.

i don't even know what to say. i really don't.

except, y'know. MORE? PLEASE? NOW? xDDDDDDDD;;

(and i have to say: the fanart is awfully, awfully pretty and omg draw more right this insant but oh. my. god. aljkf,LJkfdlsjflsd LONG HAIR OH MY GOD. :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD)

[iambickilometer]

XD

Please don't! I need you around to help fuel it.

I think there might have to be more. It's horrifically and painfully fun to do. I'm going to have to undergo some sort of ritual cleansing or something, though. XD

(Aw, thanks! Perhaps I will. I don't have access to a scanner too often, though, so I can't guarantee anything. AND OH GOD THE LONG HAIR. I had to erase it on Rodney after I scanned it, because I just couldn't look at it.)

[sapphirestar_]

okay, when the words "rodney" and "long hair" are in the same sentence, SOMETHING IS WROOOOOOOONG OH GOD. xDDDDD;;;

which brings to mind. i have to say this.

DRAW JOHNZELIET. WITH THE RAPUNZEL!HAIR. GO ON. I DARE YOU. I DARE YOU.

:DDDDDDDDDD

[iambickilometer]

Agreed, agreed, there is so much agreement here. Augh.

PFFFFT XDDD; DON'T MAKE ME SPIT MY COFFEE ALL OVER THE COMPUTER. IT'S NOT EVEN MY COMPUTER.

I - I'll do my best. I gotta warn you, though, I don't know if I'll make it. If elf!Rodney was bad, princess!John...

well. I make no promises.