I don't think anyone will quite understand how much respect for myself I have lost today. But I'll start from the beginning.
So
copperbadge posted in his journal about shitty fantasy novels.
metallumai and
meran_flash got into and interesting discussion with him, culminating in the ultimate fantasy novel title: Fire of the Crystal Elven Magesword of Dragonstar: The Pegasus
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You are all respectable. -pokes- No more of this loss of respect for yourself. Remember, Eeri is always right.
And even if it is ridiculous, the artwork is good. I have no idea about any of it, really, and since I don't, I won't bother reading... I would just be terribly confused. But of course I have faith that your writing is still astounding, even if the story makes you cringe or what have you.
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Well, thanks. And really, the fic bit isn't much. I'll keep adding to it, methinks.
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And if I ever get into SGA, which would, of course, be your doing, then I should read it. And I'm sure I would enjoy it.
So there.
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Respect? What is this you speak of?
That's your problem. You're supposed to embrace the crack. None can escape it. Give in. Give in.
Honestly, not the crackiest thing in either fandom, methinks.
Please. Save me from myself.
There is no rescue. For any of us.
Dun dun DUN!
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Certainly not the crackiest thing in either fandom. But by far the crackiest thing I've written since the god!fic.
Oh well, guess I'm screwed.
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Unfortunately, the worst fantasy novel ever already exists in the form of Eye Of The Argon.
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Oh, my bad, you are entirely correct.
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Seriously, I cannot - stop - laughing...
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But for now, I am happy to provide such lulz as this.
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can i go die, please? because i think my brain died from exposure to this much crack and awesome.
i don't even know what to say. i really don't.
except, y'know. MORE? PLEASE? NOW? xDDDDDDDD;;
(and i have to say: the fanart is awfully, awfully pretty and omg draw more right this insant but oh. my. god. aljkf,LJkfdlsjflsd LONG HAIR OH MY GOD. :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD)
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Please don't! I need you around to help fuel it.
I think there might have to be more. It's horrifically and painfully fun to do. I'm going to have to undergo some sort of ritual cleansing or something, though. XD
(Aw, thanks! Perhaps I will. I don't have access to a scanner too often, though, so I can't guarantee anything. AND OH GOD THE LONG HAIR. I had to erase it on Rodney after I scanned it, because I just couldn't look at it.)
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which brings to mind. i have to say this.
DRAW JOHNZELIET. WITH THE RAPUNZEL!HAIR. GO ON. I DARE YOU. I DARE YOU.
:DDDDDDDDDD
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PFFFFT XDDD; DON'T MAKE ME SPIT MY COFFEE ALL OVER THE COMPUTER. IT'S NOT EVEN MY COMPUTER.
I - I'll do my best. I gotta warn you, though, I don't know if I'll make it. If elf!Rodney was bad, princess!John...
well. I make no promises.
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