Comments | iamashamed: Tucker Carlson is still butthurt; tries to remain relevant.

iamashamed

Tucker Carlson is still butthurt; tries to remain relevant.

Mar 26, 2010 18:05

Watch from 07.00 to the end, to hear him whine about Jon.

Gems include:

-Tucker Carlson saying the word 'cabal, which is a major DNW.
-"I thought it was stupid, what he was saying" Tucker missing Jon's points.
-"I didn't get that I was percieved to have lost" Tucker being unaware of his fail.
- "Jon Stewart is just more famous and popular than I am" ( Read more... )

tucker carlson, idek, jon stewart, haters gonna hate, fandom, tds, crossfire, oh man oh god lol edition

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sarcasticsra March 26 2010, 17:26:49 UTC

I felt the need to write him this open letter:

Dear Tucker Carlson,

This happened SIX YEARS ago, dude. How are you still talking about it?! Move on with your life, man! Have some pride! Some dignity! You can do it!

Or continue to languish in your irrelevancy while still holding a hilariously petty grudge. IT'S ALL UP TO YOU, TUCKER.

Sincerely,
A concerned citizen

You know, I can't even dislike Tucker all that much. He's too sad. And yet, strangely amusing.

iamashamed March 26 2010, 17:32:02 UTC

I am just loling at this point. The Jon smackdown was the best thing that happend to his career.

mercystars March 26 2010, 17:29:36 UTC

But still talking about and obsessing over it fuels their passionate love life!!!!!!!!!!!111111111

iamashamed March 26 2010, 17:34:12 UTC

lmfao, I am beginning to believe that Tucker has a crush on Jon. Or a very unhealthy obsession with him.

mercystars March 26 2010, 17:45:07 UTC

OMG HDU THEY'RE ~~~TRUE LOVES~~~

(No, but seriously...Tucker is totes obsessed. To the point of sending anonymous white chocolate-dipped fruit arrangements with notes saying "sweets for the sweet", I bet.)

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iamashamed March 26 2010, 17:49:49 UTC

Lol, I love you for shipping this so burning. It makes me tolerate Tucker more:)

(lmfao I can imagine that actually)

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alexaandra89 March 26 2010, 19:10:39 UTC

I couldn't care less of what that butthole says.

iamashamed March 26 2010, 22:30:43 UTC

me neither, but it's fun to lol as, yes? :)

chris_baby March 26 2010, 20:37:58 UTC

OMG, why is this prick getting interviewed anyway? Who the fuck cares what he has to say.

STFU, stupid. Stewart owned you hard. And the reason he's 'more popular' is because he's relevant to everything. You ain't.

ACK.

iamashamed March 26 2010, 20:41:52 UTC

lol idk I found this via Twitter.

I just turn my anger into laugther by loling at him. It works better<3

chris_baby March 26 2010, 20:48:27 UTC

Oh, I'm not angry with him. He'd have to mean something to me - or, you know, in general - to anger me. I'm just, WTF, dude? How so pathetic? Hooow?

I'm also sick, so crap grates on my nerves just because. Hah.

iamashamed March 26 2010, 20:57:38 UTC

LOL, true;)

D: Get better soon bb!<3

have a Jon:

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paperdays March 26 2010, 21:31:26 UTC

I lol'd so hard at your last point. :)

Didn't watch the video, as I don't have the energy for it. But, "he is more popular than I" uh no he is more popular than "ME" dumbass.

paperdays March 26 2010, 21:32:46 UTC

But when he said "he is more popular than I am" that IS correct, but "he is more popular than me" no?

Fuck, now I'm just confusing myself-- sorry Louise, I'm kind of out of it today! :(

iamashamed March 26 2010, 21:39:28 UTC

Maybe he did say "I am" without me noticing, so it could have been me messing up, lol.

:( Are you okay?

paperdays March 26 2010, 21:45:26 UTC

Could be, but I also wouldn't put it past him to mix something up that's over-corrected in society anyways ( ... )

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