Tucker Carlson is still butthurt; tries to remain relevant.

[iamashamed]

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Watch from 07.00 to the end, to hear him whine about Jon.

Gems include:

-Tucker Carlson saying the word 'cabal, which is a major DNW.
-"I thought it was stupid, what he was saying" Tucker missing Jon's points.
-"I didn't get that I was percieved to have lost"  Tucker being unaware of his fail.
- "Jon Stewart is just more famous and popular than I am"

Comments

[mercystars]

But still talking about and obsessing over it fuels their passionate love life!!!!!!!!!!!111111111

[iamashamed]

lmfao, I am beginning to believe that Tucker has a crush on Jon. Or a very unhealthy obsession with him.

[mercystars]

OMG HDU THEY'RE ~~~TRUE LOVES~~~

(No, but seriously...Tucker is totes obsessed. To the point of sending anonymous white chocolate-dipped fruit arrangements with notes saying "sweets for the sweet", I bet.)

[iamashamed]

Lol, I love you for shipping this so burning. It makes me tolerate Tucker more:)

(lmfao I can imagine that actually)

[mercystars]

I will sail this ship to the ends of the earth and go down with it!!!!111!!1!

(J/T was my first ship in the pundit fandom. I actually used to watch Crossfire on a regular basis, and when I saw this smackdown ep, I JUST KNEW IT WAS MY DESTINY TO SHIP JON/TUCKER.

[iamashamed]

I think I remember looking at old entries on TDS_ RPS and seeing some drama there about it, lmfaoXD

[mercystars]

Oh there was ~drama~ all right. People sometimes fail to realize that if one doesn't care for a pairing or a person or a character or a political POV on the internets, one is free to scroll right on by. Of course, one is also free to wank into oblivion about it, too. Ahh, internets...

[ceilidh_ann]

Wait, did you get hassle for writing J/T? You know that by saying this you make me want to write seriously unpopular pairings just to piss off people?

[iamashamed]

As you should!

[mercystars]

I didn't, but xavantina did, and maybe a couple others, if memory serves correct. I stay out of wank as much as possible (I'm too old for that shit). That old wank was basically someone who didn't care for Tucker Carlson's political veiwpoints (totally understandable) announcing that they didn't want to see anymore fic featuring him in the comm, and someone else basically going HDU I WRITE WAT I WANT U DONT HAVE 2 READ IT. It was a pretty useless waste of energy, imho.

[ceilidh_ann]

Oh jeez, talk about making a big fuss over nothing. The great thing about porn is that it's bipartisan! Excuse me, I need to go write Fox News porn.

[mercystars]

Yeah, I kinda want Tucker/Shep, myself...

[ceilidh_ann]

Shep could do better but that would be something.

Sorry for littering up your comments with this stuff Louise! Brain bleach is in the 2nd drawer.

[iamashamed]

Hahaha, I no worries:). Worse things have been in my head, believe me.

[mercystars]

>:~3 I kinda had a "breaking in the new man" idea.

[ceilidh_ann]

Go for it! Scar a whole new fandom generation and piss off the anons who think liking a Fox dude is fucking up the fandom for all! *waggly fingers and wooing* Doooo it!