The flute teacher

[iamangelachase]

I got a random phone call a little while ago. It was Victoria, whose son got baptized a few weeks back. She called to say she'd gotten a flute, and would I come over and show her how to hold it? I had to laugh and say, what, right now? She was like, sure. Wait, are you kidding? Turns out she wasn't and she really would like me to come over

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[janusfiles]

There is part of me that really wants to reference American Pie, but I think I will refrain.

[iamangelachase]

Yes, because in the however many years it's been out, I've never ever gotten that reference before. *rolls eyes*

It doesn't help that I'm a band camp junkie. Trust me when I say it's better if you never, ever mention American Pie to a flutist. They may not thank you for it, but you'll keep your manhood.