my name is jake, i am a big dumb dirty dick eater. it is my birthday today. i have big sideburns. i am 20 years old, my girlfriend is andrea. she sucks alot. i have a job, and buff out metal all day. my car is so small that people don't fit in the back seat. and when they do sit back there they get stuck... or get fined 43 tacos for not wearing a
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