Actually, I'm thinking about a New Year's goals post (not goal post). I refuse to call them resolutions; I don't like being told what to do, so then I get stubborn and don't do them. (As opposed to procrastinating and not doing them, but that's different...)
I resolve...my carpets. It gets the moldy smell out.
One year end list I did at least snicker at was the worst journalist. Don Lemon from CNN asking a Cosby accuser about giving a toothy blow job to avoid the rape. They promoted him because he was young, black, and gay. They forgot he was also a complete fucking moron. Seriously, he beat out Fox News noise makers. Fox News. How awful do you have to be to beat out Fox News? Even Fox News' freudian slips are aware of how awful Fox News is "Mike Huckabee, host of Fuckabees"
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Actually, I'm thinking about a New Year's goals post (not goal post). I refuse to call them resolutions; I don't like being told what to do, so then I get stubborn and don't do them. (As opposed to procrastinating and not doing them, but that's different...)
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One year end list I did at least snicker at was the worst journalist. Don Lemon from CNN asking a Cosby accuser about giving a toothy blow job to avoid the rape. They promoted him because he was young, black, and gay. They forgot he was also a complete fucking moron. Seriously, he beat out Fox News noise makers. Fox News. How awful do you have to be to beat out Fox News? Even Fox News' freudian slips are aware of how awful Fox News is "Mike Huckabee, host of Fuckabees"
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