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[heads4fortunes]

It's that time again~

Pram's Fortune Telling Service is now open for business again~!

Come by for a simple fortune, all for only one decapitated head~! ... is what I would normally charge, but people here have an adversion for decapitating Yet there are still people killing other people, what hypocrits. So consider this a free service! Just

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[wannabe_maiden]

Pram...

[heads4fortunes]

Don't you say a word, Prier.

[wannabe_maiden]

At least you're not asking for heads again...

[heads4fortunes]

I don't see the problem with asking for heads, people kill people here all the time, it doesn't take more than a minute to chop off that person's head.

[eatdogmeat]

*holding a monkey head*

Why didn't you say that last part before Excel attacked the monkey? Oh well, one less monkey on the island to throw innocents into cursed springs and throw assorted items, including, but not limited to, biological waste at the islanders. Really, killing these things is practically its own reward.

In any case, Excel is in dire need of at least one fortune to help figure out her life.

[heads4fortunes]

*lol monkey head, uhh... takes.*

Ahh, well, shoot.

[eatdogmeat]

Excel didn't bring her gun or anything, so she can't really do that. There is something Excel needs to know, but she isn't sure whether it falls under social, love-life, employment, religion, or "other". If you like, Excel can gather more heads to cover as many categories as it takes to figure it out properly. Plus the promised freebie, of course.

[heads4fortunes]

Not what I meant, and no, no need, just tell me what you want predicted on.

[penalty_gamed_k]

You would seriously charge for a head for something like this?

[heads4fortunes]

It's a demon thing.

[penalty_gamed_k]

Right... Alright then. So humor me about my fortune!

[heads4fortunes]

Pick one tiny facet of your pitiful life~

[cowardly_hero]

I can't believe people are still runnin' to a big fake like you.

[heads4fortunes]

Do you have proof of me being a fake?

[cowardly_hero]

Your last prediction never came true.

[heads4fortunes]

I'm sorry, but predictions to rats aren't bound by the same rules.