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Oct 02, 2007 19:01

It's that time again~

Pram's Fortune Telling Service is now open for business again~!

Come by for a simple fortune, all for only one decapitated head~! ... is what I would normally charge, but people here have an adversion for decapitating Yet there are still people killing other people, what hypocrits. So consider this a free service! Just ( Read more... )

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eatdogmeat October 3 2007, 01:27:41 UTC

*holding a monkey head*

Why didn't you say that last part before Excel attacked the monkey? Oh well, one less monkey on the island to throw innocents into cursed springs and throw assorted items, including, but not limited to, biological waste at the islanders. Really, killing these things is practically its own reward.

In any case, Excel is in dire need of at least one fortune to help figure out her life.

heads4fortunes October 3 2007, 01:30:54 UTC

*lol monkey head, uhh... takes.*

Ahh, well, shoot.

eatdogmeat October 3 2007, 01:43:10 UTC

Excel didn't bring her gun or anything, so she can't really do that. There is something Excel needs to know, but she isn't sure whether it falls under social, love-life, employment, religion, or "other". If you like, Excel can gather more heads to cover as many categories as it takes to figure it out properly. Plus the promised freebie, of course.

heads4fortunes October 3 2007, 01:47:02 UTC

Not what I meant, and no, no need, just tell me what you want predicted on.

eatdogmeat October 3 2007, 02:02:19 UTC

Excel wants to know whether her future contains Il Palazzo-sama, either here or back home, or if she should just give up all hope and try to move on.

heads4fortunes October 3 2007, 02:05:53 UTC

Don't worry dear. After you return to Il Palazzo...-sama, you'll be greatly rewarded~

eatdogmeat October 3 2007, 02:23:34 UTC

YES! EXCEL KNEW IT! Even if it has been six months and neither he nor Hatchan have shown up to even attempt to take Excel home, Excel is not forgotten and will be "rewarded" when she gets back! Oh, Excel hopes this reward is a metaphorical, physical and bodily one rather than mere money and possessions. Either way, Excel's faith is restored, and Excel can once more say, loudly and proudly...

HAIL IL PALAZZO!

((No resemblance to the truth, you say? Well, let's just keep that information from the deliriously happy Excel, shall we?))

heads4fortunes October 3 2007, 02:26:58 UTC

.... Yeah, you go around the Island and do that, okay?

((No resemblance to actual future events, but either way |D))

eatdogmeat October 3 2007, 02:30:38 UTC

That was actually Excel's next course of action! How did you know - oh, right, fortuneteller.

heads4fortunes October 3 2007, 02:33:10 UTC

Yeah, just go, hurry!

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