Goddammit already, why does school interfere with reading so fucking much! Kinda antithetical don'tcha think?

Stuff I've been Reading: February 2006

Naked Lunch by William S. Burroughs

The Best American Nonrequired Reading 2005 ed. Dave Eggers

Things I am currently trying to reconcile with one another so they can live in a symbiotic relationship that doesn't dismantle my fragile psyche ( Read more... )

Wow, this piece is a little weird. I really don't know what I was thinking. Oh, well.

( See Dick Shoot…A Texas Attorney in the Face )

Here's my latest piece for "The Bullsheet". I just finished it a couple of minutes ago and I I'll be damned if I ain't a little proud of it. It warms the cockles of my heart. Yep, that's right, warm cockles.

( Dental Dementia )

Stuff I've Read: January 2006

Hey Nostradamus! by Douglas Coupland

In Cold Blood by Truman Capote

A Confederacy of Dunces by John Kennedy Toole

A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man by James Joyce

Psychotic Reactions and Carburetor Dung by Lester Bangs (finished)

Well, since I never know when my shit gets published in The Bullsheet, I'm just gonna put it up now.

( A Million Bickering People )

Sarah-Margaret was featured in this Sunday's "Cincinnati Enquirer" in a piece about local artists and arts camps ( Read more... )

There are times in every man's life when he realizes what they have to do in order to make their life work; to make their existence whole and functioning ( Read more... )

I'm not quite sure if they published it today or not, but this bad mamma-jamma's been-a-molding-up the place for goin' on two weeks now so I'm going to put it out on my LJ regardless. I'm now a foreign correspondent for The Bullsheet over at Denison (official title still pending). You might be asking yourself why I would be writing for a paper at ( Read more... )

It had been at least a week since some random person came up to me and asked me if I was someone they knew, but who I am not, so I figured I was overdue. Today in Starbucks a woman came up to me and said, "I know this is going to sound like an odd question, but are you Bart Vanderzee's brother?" Now, seeing as I'm not, I kindly told the woman that ( Read more... )