Woo-Hoo Motherfucker...

[i_need_the_eggs]

Here's my latest piece for "The Bullsheet". I just finished it a couple of minutes ago and I I'll be damned if I ain't a little proud of it. It warms the cockles of my heart. Yep, that's right, warm cockles.

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[run_me_down]

I just got my dental license on my last trip to Juarez.

I don't suppose you could hook me up with a job when this rockstar thing falls out from under me...

[i_need_the_eggs]

No problem Cheech, but it'll have to be B.Y.O.D. (Bring Your Own Drill)

[run_me_down]

Baby, as long as you've got the curves, I've got the angles.

[skankinfever]

Let me just take this time to say that I adore you
I've been in creative writing classes for 4 years & let me just say,
this piece blew me away. Woah
And plus you said cockles, which not only makes me giggle in a self-indulgent way, but I love that word.
Also,
major points forr-

John Cusack in Hi-Fi userpic
Klosterman
Almost Famous quote
Zeppelin
Monty Python
The Beatles
Vonnegut
GNR
Annie Hall
& Dave Barry

let's be pals.
[I've just added you]

-caitie
&hearts.

[i_need_the_eggs]

I'm flattered, and this is all well and good, but how did you find me? Do I know you somehow? Are we connected by a friend of a friend's stepmother's hairdresser? Have you set up security cameras in my dorm room and begun meticulously charting my every move? Or is there a more mundane explanation?