Oh dear, oh my, what is wrong with my fellow citizens? Are you all feeling all right? No one is out to get you. I am sure. If anyone needs some protection, do ask~ I'll protect you all from harm.

How did my room become such a mess? I really should cleaning but I have this urge to study.

Let's all strive towards perfection, yes?

[ooc; Affected?

Hey. Has anybody told you guys and your zombie buddies that you all stink like hell?

Go shower or something before the birds start droppin' from the sky.

Got it? Good.

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The hell?

I'm back here again? I still need to beat the crap out of that bastard.

HELLO CITIZENS OF THE CITY, IKKI IS BACK.

a;diojf--

A CROW...THING...JUST FLEW INTO MY FACE?! Great, now it's in my hair. Che, guess you can stay up there, snow-thing.

...

I deem you Kuu Jr.! Follow me well.

[ooc; ...guess who's finally back?

IKKI'S BRINGIN' SEXY BACK YO!

Do you see these babies? They're fuckin huge. AHAHAHAHAHAHA~

Oh shi--...OW...OW...MY STOMACH HURTS...OW! PAIN YOU WILL NOT CONQUER THE GOD.

SHITFUCK! I'm on my period?! Owowowowowowowow

Uh, LADIES? GORGEOUS BABES, HELP A FELLOW CHICK OUT? PLEASE?

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BANANAS!

B-A-N-A-N-A-S! They're so lovely and beautiful~ ♥ Oh how I love you~

SO MUCH LOVE FROM THE SKY! SKY, I LOVE YOU SO MU--

[Sound of a large smack and something smashed open]

OW. The hell was that? Oh my fucking god...you've got to be shitting me...

RUNNNNNNNNNNNNN! RUNNNNN!!

WATERMELONS!!!!!!

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KAZU?! falkdfj;akldfjlkfj WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?

Dangit, I think he fucking left us. That bastard.

Watch me properly devirginize your apartment. Weneedtogetmorebananas.

And just so you know, Shark Bastard, I had more balls than you.

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Shark Bastard -13o434340983749347ud;adfu918734

>:D

[ soft muttering and then a rustle as he moves ]

Simca-san...mrm...soft...mmm~

Wait...Kururu?!

[ooc: Ikki's chained to Kururu~ ♥]

The good Lord sees what you did there.

You should all be ashamed for being so sinful. Shame. Shame.

Chastity is good for your souls kids.

KAMIKAZE~!

Holy crap, this smell. My spider senses are tingling! BLOOD?! I wonder if this is what it feels like when girls pms~

[ooc: Ikki...just dived in. Because he's not scared of a blob. HI MISTER BLOB~ ♥]

Shit. shitshitshitshitshit.

NO! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING! I CA-- NO.

I'M FUCKING STRAIGHT AS A CIRCLE!

nononononononononono. I can't be...I can't...this feeling...IT'S FOR GIRLS...NO...NOT...

Akito...