so two weeks ago my friend sent me an email telling me that do to his laziness, lack of paying attention to detail, and poverty, he had a free flight voucher that he could not use which he wished to bestow upon me so i could go hang out with in nashville. which is what i did this weekend. and damned if i didn't need that ( Read more... )

christ. i was going to update on the rest of my vacation time. but i didn't. i was too busy being sick and watching home movies with station. big ups to station for letting me crash on his floor for 2 days. and eat his baklava. yummmm ( Read more... )

i am in nashville. and i'm writing this on kyla's macbook pro. and i gotta say, i love macs. this thing is the jam. it is sooooo idiot proof. and lord knows i need idiot proof items in my life ( Read more... )

i am sick. and exhausted. fuck double shifts with sick managers who have to come to work and infect everyone else near them.

last night i dreamt that my mother and i, while stoping at the intersection of westmore and hillard to help an elderly neighbor, were injured in a freak tectonic plate shift that caused molten lava to spew into the air through a spigot that was sitting in the middle of the street. we were burned by the showering lava as we ran for safety. ( Read more... )

ok, so here's my story on the things netflix sends me in the mail. (this is truly how i spend most of my free time - watching movies, usually while in pajamas with 6 or 7 pillows placed very carefully on the couch to adjust the wicked sag that is just right of center and gives my next the heebeegeebees ( Read more... )

ok, so whilst plowed in this weekend watching entirely too much television and trying not to scrape my eyes out with a grapefruit spoon, i came across this wonderful blog entry from nataliedee. some poor soul asked her for recommendations on vodka mix drinks. and after explaining that she hates booze and only drinks when she's incredibly stressed ( ( Read more... )

a 128 year old water main broke in downtown cleveland causing the collapse of a major street running thru downtown and closing down a large part of public square due to flooding and loss of utility access. cleveland is literally broken.

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ladies and gentlemen,

my netflix account is back! life will go on. birds and chipmunks will serenade me in the mornings. the dude on the white horse will ride off into the sunset with his lady friend. war is over. cats and dogs are living together. all will be well in the universe.

(or not)

-mk

indeed, the rumors are true. i have indeed moved back to cleveland, oh. the mistake on the lake of the heart of it all (and yes steev, i did say that with the intention of being affectionate. i'm not hating on cleveland this time.) and all in all it's been an odd transition. i'm back in suburban life. which requires driving. which i have recently ( Read more... )