Well…I did it.

I pierced my own tongue.

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Number 1. Meet a girl who likes fat chicks

Number 2. Date the girl who likes fat chicks

Number 3. Drink more...well maybe not

Number 4. Get a Mr. Magoo tattoo

Number 5. More oral!

Number 6. After I complete everything, I will no longer make lists that say I have to complete this, that, and whatever.

So tonight is the night I’m going to celebrate my 20th birthday even though its really tomorrow night ( Read more... )

So Rick James was doing a Tomb Raider/Godzilla spoof. Well Rick somehow changes into the Godzilla/Tomb Raider thing so it’s just me and Garry. We’re fighting each other in a warehouse using nothing more than puke and water. Also name calling like scampi dick.

I woke up laughing and repeating WTF? WTF!?!

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Me happy
:)

All you have to do to win my love is buy me blueberry waffles.

Me sad
: (

How my day has been so far ( Read more... )