Is Santa dead? You decide!

[i_am_the_owl]

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"You know who critics are?- the men who have failed in literature and art."
-Benjamin Disraeli

Main:A coworker of mine by the name of Dan recently posted a note observing the supposed impossibilities of Santa Claus' existence (or, rather, his continued existence). This, of course, forced me to respond. After reading both sides, you

Comments

[ex_uncleflo]

All of this is starting to finally make sense.

[i_am_the_owl]

Good.

[bondage_siren]

You're both wrong.

Santa is actually the baby Jesus
His power is that of the almighty God

Praise the Lord

[i_am_the_owl]

It makes you look silly when you don't read the entry you're commenting on.

"... in Germany, for instance, Santa comes on December 21st (Winter Solstice) and puts candy in children's shoes, while the Christkind (Christ Child) comes on the night of December 24th to deliver gifts ..."

[bondage_siren]

I apologize.

Whenever I see the Lord's name in any form, I just block it from my memory completely. It's a defense mechanism so I don't have to revisit my years at Catholic school

[i_am_the_owl]

Still bitter because that priest wouldn't have his way with you?

[koryfeldman]

"This longer night also explains why children who can never wake up on time for school have no trouble waking up before dawn on Christmas morning"

that explains it

[i_am_the_owl]

Yes. Santa can do amazing things with gravity and valium.

[wifflebatgaijin]

You could have made it a much shorter entry if you had just said "Santa is Mega Man"

[i_am_the_owl]

He may as well be!

That would explain how he can get down chimneys; he just turns himself into a line.

[wifflebatgaijin]

And he uses Rush to get out, for certain.

[lessthanska74]

Yeah, I always just assumed Jesus' crucifixion was a conspiracy, and he actually escaped on a Holy Sled to the North Pole, where he became Santa Claus. It explains the beard anyway!

But I guess yours makes more sense. Although Mega Man makes even MORE more sense.

[i_am_the_owl]

Mega Man always makes more sense.