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Theory:
When converting comic books into film, filmmakers are incapable of doing a good job for the last half or last third of the film.

Disclaimer:At this moment, I would like to stymie the inevitable criticism that certain changes must be made when converting from one medium to another. Yes, duh, of course. This does not excuse a given ( Read more... )

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Main:The justice system is set up to persecute the socioeconomically less fortunate. I've heard people make this claim time and again, but I've also heard it denied just as often by the "straight-shooters" of the world. Thus, I'll take the opportunity to break it down for all the kids at home (not that it'll matter, since said kids will go ( Read more... )

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Main:I'm sick and fucking tired of religious people. Period. I could clarify that to a particular behavior religious people are prone to, but fuck it; why bitch about the symptom, right? Also, anyone that says "I'm not religious, but I am spiritual," well fuck you, too, you're still part of the goddamn problem. And while we're on the ( Read more... )

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Main:I think I finally realized what it is about fraternities that I hate so much. No, it's not the whole "buying your friends" thing, since membership fees are pretty standard for lots of organizations. Don't get me wrong, I still think it's fairly pathetic, but to each his own ( Read more... )

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Main:
When I grow up, I want to make a living pro-wrestling old people just like ( Benny Hinn )

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Main:Well, I'm still alive for the fifth unlikely time this month (second this week). I should probably stop drinking like that ( Read more... )

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Main:
I either have a lot to say or very little to say. Whichever that happens to be at the moment is irrelevant, though, as I know for a fact that I'm going to say very little.

But, as I have very little time to update at all lately, I feel as though I need to leave ya'll with at least a lil' love.

( A Little Love )

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Main:What is it about college administrator's that makes them hate students? I mean, presumably, they got into education for the, y'know, education part, not the decadadent lifestyle teaching affords them. Yet any time you ask them to take even a few minutes out of their busy days of sitting in their office and drinking coffee to perform a ( Read more... )

( This is known as avoidance )

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Quote:
"You know who critics are?- the men who have failed in literature and art."
-Benjamin Disraeli

Main:A coworker of mine by the name of Dan recently posted a note observing the supposed impossibilities of Santa Claus' existence (or, rather, his continued existence). This, of course, forced me to respond. After reading both sides, you ( Read more... )