Obligatory 9/11 Update (Obligatory because people keep saying stupid things about it to me)

[i_am_the_owl]

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Main:Well, well. Here we are, five years after 9/11. It's been quite a trip, fellas, let me tell ya. Terrorism as a method to influence politics in a democratic nation ... should work brilliantly, right? In a democracy, rule lies with the people, so you simply need to scare the people shitless to get a fear-induced vote favorable to the

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[choke_yourself]

I liked this post a lot. I was wondering how I could have mentioned 9/11 in an intelligent way without pissing people off too much, and this would have been a good way to do that.

[i_am_the_owl]

Odd, most of the rednecks I talked to got pretty pissed at me.

[choke_yourself]

Maybe my rednecks aren't as bright as yours.

[wifflebatgaijin]

Perhaps your rednecks are less inbred than ours?

[teaandweed]

Thanks for speaking out about the truth.

[i_am_the_owl]

I made no claims to absolute objectivity.

[bootdevil]

stay away from my girlfriend Alea.

period.

[i_am_the_owl]

Haha!

[wifflebatgaijin]

Stay away from my boyfriend, Kyle.

semi-colon.

[i_am_the_owl]

Haha!