after years of mediocrity on mothers' day, like "i made you this paper flower" or "here's a card," and her smiling appreciatively all the same, but me wishing I'd remembered before the morning of, I totally won this year. I made the best damn pancakes I've ever made, with chocolate chips, and had on hand sugared strawberries and whipped cream to go ( Read more... )

This is the type of thing my brother-in-law sends me on my phone at 12:40 am on a Saturday night. He sure is having a good time. Just as long as he doesn't drive. What a guy.

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It's roughly 2am and I'm not asleep. This means tomorrow will be tough ( Read more... )

my tax returns is due today. 1040EZ. I couldn't figure it out, so my mommy ended up doing it for me after i gave up because I decided $88 just wasn't worth reading a 40-page manual. Thank you mommy ( Read more... )

amazing Microsoft Word message ( Read more... )

happiest girl in the world ( Read more... )

evelyn has a driver's license ( Read more... )

russian folk songs are so beautiful. they win the award for loveliest traditional music, in my opinion. and most versatile. think of how many russain folk songs have been remixed recently and turned into russian techno. or computer game music, like the Tetris theme, that just happens to be a little russian diddy called "Коробе́йники ( Read more... )

Home alone all day. By myself from 7 am to 5 pm. dancing around the house and playing dress-up. Right now I'm the best damn pirate you ever saw. In stilettos. and a tiara.

I'm making cookies later. Come by for some if you'd like.

wheeeeeeeeeeee

( quizzes from Miss Katherine )

so, I'm into Uni Melbourne, right?
Turns out school starts July 17.
My summer = June + [a week or so]

this is all coming on too fast.
I will miss people so much.
so much.
sad bunny.

However, I do get to miss the bitchiest part of the summer. :D

but that really doesn't make up for the rest of it.