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Hampstianity

Nov 26, 2006 22:38

This is what I believe...there is a hampster in the center of the Earth. The hampster has a wheel that it runs on. The wheel is what makes the world turn, it generates power, it keeps the planet in orbit, etc, etc. The Earth's fate is in the hands of this one hampster. I say prayers to the hampster every night before I go to sleep. The hampster is ( Read more... )

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mexicanreagan November 27 2006, 06:08:30 UTC

ALL HAIL LORD HAMPSTER!

withanironfist November 27 2006, 19:44:03 UTC

my mouse god kicks your hampster god's ass.

hxc6stringerbot November 27 2006, 20:03:21 UTC

Jihad!

withanironfist November 27 2006, 22:07:06 UTC

do i sense a holy war in the name of rodents in the air?

the rat crusades if you will.

ill gladly die for my mouse god's good name... and ill be sent to that big running wheel in the sky.

youareallslaves November 27 2006, 20:32:37 UTC

what about the evil gerbil that whispers tempting thoughts into peoples' minds to make them disobey the hamster?

rage_passion November 27 2006, 21:48:58 UTC

i'll fight a hampster. I dont care.

tyler_xxx November 27 2006, 23:24:56 UTC

dude. that's so fucking true.