Hampstianity

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This is what I believe...there is a hampster in the center of the Earth. The hampster has a wheel that it runs on. The wheel is what makes the world turn, it generates power, it keeps the planet in orbit, etc, etc. The Earth's fate is in the hands of this one hampster. I say prayers to the hampster every night before I go to sleep. The hampster is the reason why we exist today.

If you don't believe me, prove me wrong!

Really, I don't belive in this hampster. I believe in it about as much as I believe in a God who, out of nowhere, created a universe. Think about it.