10 things about me
1: I think lethal injection is boring. Bring back the chair and the noose.
2: I have the hardest time saving money.
3: Very few people have seen me get pissed in its truest form. I try my best to remain calm around others, but when I'm alone, I'll lose it, and it takes every ounce of self-control not to break things. I've come so close to smashing this laptop I'm on right now.
4: I can't read books that don't interest me. I can't even force myself to.
5: When I was little, I used to cry sometimes when Auburn lost to Alabama. I hated going to school the following Monday and hearing all the Bama kids talk shit. But when Auburn would win, I would talk mad shit to them, so it all evens out. Except for the typical Bama fans' twelve national championship ace of spades shitpiece. Any Bama fan that's stuck on that shit can get fucked. It's been since '92, the glory days are done.
6: I love stoner metal, even though I've never smoked a day in my life. Also, if someone argued that musicians on drugs make better music than musicians who don't do drugs, I wouldn't disagree, but I would argue that there are some cases where the latter is better than the former. Whatever, it's all opinion.
7: I'm at work right now. The door on the right stays locked for some reason. I try to keep up with how many people each day get door pwned by trying to open the right door. I think it's funny because I can see it coming and I'll think to myself, "haha, this guy's about to fuck up". Also, when I see people that look like they're coming to my store, I say things out loud like "sonofabitch" and "don't fucking come in here." But then when they get in here I'm like "Hey, how are you today? What can I get for you?"
8: I hope that when I die, nothing happens. No heaven, no hell. I just want to rot. Blissful nothingness. Whether you're religious or not, I encourage you to think about it/accept this fate. I'd imagine it would be about like it was 200 years ago, or even 2 million years ago. You just wouldn't exist, and really, how bad would that bother you? I don't mean to step on anyone's faith here. Religion does good for some people. Just think about this. It fascinates me. Maybe it's just me though.
9: I can't approach girls for the life of me. I'm scared. I'll never get a girlfriend.
10: I totally disagree with what's going on in the Middle East right now. I understand they're talking about bringing back the draft. If it came down to it, I think I could kill someone, and here's how I would deal with it: "I ended the life of this person who was trying to kill me. I don't know him, I don't know his family, not my fucking problem." Then on with my life. Don't think I'm some gung ho, pro war American, but that's how I would deal with it if I was forced to.
11 (one more for good measure): I consider myself really lucky to be able to play with one of my favorite bands. It's been more than a dream come true.
2: I have the hardest time saving money.
3: Very few people have seen me get pissed in its truest form. I try my best to remain calm around others, but when I'm alone, I'll lose it, and it takes every ounce of self-control not to break things. I've come so close to smashing this laptop I'm on right now.
4: I can't read books that don't interest me. I can't even force myself to.
5: When I was little, I used to cry sometimes when Auburn lost to Alabama. I hated going to school the following Monday and hearing all the Bama kids talk shit. But when Auburn would win, I would talk mad shit to them, so it all evens out. Except for the typical Bama fans' twelve national championship ace of spades shitpiece. Any Bama fan that's stuck on that shit can get fucked. It's been since '92, the glory days are done.
6: I love stoner metal, even though I've never smoked a day in my life. Also, if someone argued that musicians on drugs make better music than musicians who don't do drugs, I wouldn't disagree, but I would argue that there are some cases where the latter is better than the former. Whatever, it's all opinion.
7: I'm at work right now. The door on the right stays locked for some reason. I try to keep up with how many people each day get door pwned by trying to open the right door. I think it's funny because I can see it coming and I'll think to myself, "haha, this guy's about to fuck up". Also, when I see people that look like they're coming to my store, I say things out loud like "sonofabitch" and "don't fucking come in here." But then when they get in here I'm like "Hey, how are you today? What can I get for you?"
8: I hope that when I die, nothing happens. No heaven, no hell. I just want to rot. Blissful nothingness. Whether you're religious or not, I encourage you to think about it/accept this fate. I'd imagine it would be about like it was 200 years ago, or even 2 million years ago. You just wouldn't exist, and really, how bad would that bother you? I don't mean to step on anyone's faith here. Religion does good for some people. Just think about this. It fascinates me. Maybe it's just me though.
9: I can't approach girls for the life of me. I'm scared. I'll never get a girlfriend.
10: I totally disagree with what's going on in the Middle East right now. I understand they're talking about bringing back the draft. If it came down to it, I think I could kill someone, and here's how I would deal with it: "I ended the life of this person who was trying to kill me. I don't know him, I don't know his family, not my fucking problem." Then on with my life. Don't think I'm some gung ho, pro war American, but that's how I would deal with it if I was forced to.
11 (one more for good measure): I consider myself really lucky to be able to play with one of my favorite bands. It's been more than a dream come true.