Dear Mr Coach Driver

[huntingospray]

It is with considerable regret that I have to inform you that no matter how hard you try it is simply not possible to to attain orbit, the power to weight ratio of the coach prevents you reaching launch velocity. However I do conced that, thanks to some of the larger speed bumps and one mini roundabout, you did achieve flight with all wheels off

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[zoeiona]

:( Hope you recover soon.