Dear Mr Coach Driver
It is with considerable regret that I have to inform you that no matter how hard you try it is simply not possible to to attain orbit, the power to weight ratio of the coach prevents you reaching launch velocity. However I do conced that, thanks to some of the larger speed bumps and one mini roundabout, you did achieve flight with all wheels off the ground at the same time for which I offer you my congratulations.
However I do have a few observations to make:
1) the simple lap belts you provide are insufficient to safely restrain air passengers in case of turblance (or in deed smaller road bumps or curbs) may I suggest re fitting with 5 point harnesses.
2) while the actual (mercifully brief) flight was very smooth, my spine, knees, ankle and neck joints wish to register a complaint about the abruptness of take off and landing. I respectfully suggest that you apply for better landing gear.
Regards
Me
However I do have a few observations to make:
1) the simple lap belts you provide are insufficient to safely restrain air passengers in case of turblance (or in deed smaller road bumps or curbs) may I suggest re fitting with 5 point harnesses.
2) while the actual (mercifully brief) flight was very smooth, my spine, knees, ankle and neck joints wish to register a complaint about the abruptness of take off and landing. I respectfully suggest that you apply for better landing gear.
Regards
Me