Via indelicateink: Christian Sex Advice: Think of Your Spouse as a Filthy Toilet... (Slog).
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Fortunately, daegaer makes it all better. (WK; Crawford/Schuldig) :D

Now put on those sexy rubber gloves and give that sweet porcelaine a sponge down. Mmhhh. Yeah Baby. (Oh I forgot, scrap the emotional nonsense. :P)