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[hullonurse]

[Upon the deck of the Weather Hardy, there stands the perfect image of a pirate queen (yes, that's what she's actually wearing) in all her splendor, smirking down at the communicator.]

Yarr, we here be claiming this ship in the name of England. [But, Rosemary, you're a pirate, pirates don't claim things in the name of their country-] If ye be

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[gomugomunowin]

[WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA HOLD. THE. PHONE. What the hell do you think you're doing. WHAT WHAT WHAT ARE YOU DOING. That is HIS ship, thank you very much. And he's not gonna let some poser pirates do whatever the fuck they want on it.

So have a lion!Luffy running onto the ship, growling and getting ready to pounce unless you get the hell off his ship.]

RRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!

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[noblemen]

[ holy shit it's a lion get in the car ]

Oi, Kirkland! Pour it on to this here beasty, and you, infernal beast, raise a claw to the lady and it'll be your last... [ And with that, he withdraws his cutlass! Which... depending on how cruel the Gods of Fortuna are, may or may not be made of plastic. ]

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[gomugomunowin]

[NOPE NOT CARING. He bares his teeth, and jumps on England, mouth open and ready to kill.

Or in this case, gnaw on his arm. OMNOMNOMNOM.]

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[noblemen]

[ There is a man in a lion suit on him biting him oh God what does he do?!?!!?! ]

Ten thousand curses upon your bones, ye mangy beast! [ Luckily for Luffy, Arthur's sword is made of plastic so slitting his throat is proving to be quite the venture right now... ]

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[noblemen]

I'm captain here, m'lady, and as a gentleman o' fortune, I be's asking the lady first, what be her poison? [ Hey, look what he found! Of course, not on the ship, but somehow, he managed to locate some grimy alcohol in a dull bottle, holding it out to Rosemary in all its dulled glory. ]

Aye, body o'me, 'sthe finest way to send a man to his grave or I'm mistook and'll I shoot me'self in the face with the first pistol I find, m'lady.

[hullonurse]

I think ye'll find, matey, that I be the captain of this vessel and I'll gladly fight you for it, should it prove necessary. [Takes the grog, though, because obviously the only thing better than crazy pirates is crazy drunk pirates.] And no shootin' yourself just yet, lovey.

[noblemen]

Meaning what by that last? [ A frown, and his hand reaches for his sword, but he steadies it, offering a wild smirk instead and circles the lady Captain with a magnificent hand gesture. ]

Don't be mistaking a gentleman of fortune for a gentleman, lass. I'm no man to be'a compromising, but what say you here we share our spoils for the good of England?

[hullonurse]

Meaning "not just yet", m'love. [Doesn't bother going for her sword, instead opening the bottle.] And we be sharin', aren't we? [Waves the bottle and takes a swig.] Ah, be good to offer your captain a drink, aye?

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[crotchroses]

[someone kill him. He is dressed like a British soldier and how dare she show her face on a public network with such audacity!

also, in French-accented English:]

You there! I'll have you dragged to the gallows for this!

[he pauses, then looks horrified and settles for staring at Rosemary's chest...]

I-- I--Rosemary! You and Arthur, you did this!

[hullonurse]

[It's a better chest than her usual outfits would lead you to suspect, huh?]

Wot, captured the ship? 'Course we did, lovey, did I say otherwise? This here be our latest spoil o'war.

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[crotchroses]

[It's... it's... Those fertile hills. He just... he gets this smile on his face.

France is leering in as gentlemanly a way as possible.]

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[crotchroses]

--No--I mean non! You are hereby under arrest! To the gallows with you and Mist--Monsieur Kirkland!

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[dreamtamer]

[Have a small boy dressed as knight staring at this in mild horror.]

Villains! I, sir Takato cannot allow this to pass!

[hullonurse]

And what will you being doing to stop us, laddie?

[dreamtamer]

What I must. Come, Guilmon!

[And he drops the communicator as he charges toward the docks.

...Atop his loyal dinosaur steed.]

[hullonurse]

Well, I'm a fair woman. I'll let ya give it your best shot.

[Wait, what the hell is that charging toward the docks what the hell?]

[fierybluebird]

[All the deadpan... and hula dancer swagger.]

Oi oi. Don't you know that there's consequences to such declarations?

[Mind you, between the hula skirt, seashell bikini, and fruity blue moon in his hand, threatening he is not.]

[hullonurse]

Aye, we be expectin' those. Thinkin' we can handle 'em quite well though, it's something of our speciality.

[fierybluebird]

Except you forget, the Weather Hardy is property of 4 pirates, 2 separate crews, and 3 devil fruit users.

[hullonurse]

Aye, so it might very nearly be a fair fight then.