† 004 [Video]

[hullonurse]

[Upon the deck of the Weather Hardy, there stands the perfect image of a pirate queen (yes, that's what she's actually wearing) in all her splendor, smirking down at the communicator.]

Yarr, we here be claiming this ship in the name of England. [But, Rosemary, you're a pirate, pirates don't claim things in the name of their country-] If ye be

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[fierybluebird]

[All the deadpan... and hula dancer swagger.]

Oi oi. Don't you know that there's consequences to such declarations?

[Mind you, between the hula skirt, seashell bikini, and fruity blue moon in his hand, threatening he is not.]

[hullonurse]

Aye, we be expectin' those. Thinkin' we can handle 'em quite well though, it's something of our speciality.

[fierybluebird]

Except you forget, the Weather Hardy is property of 4 pirates, 2 separate crews, and 3 devil fruit users.

[hullonurse]

Aye, so it might very nearly be a fair fight then.

[fierybluebird]

[Laughs.] Even against one of us we could take you both far too easily.

[hullonurse]

Come over here and prove that, ya piece of shite.

[fierybluebird]

Make me.

[hullonurse]

Now why would I do that, matey? I'm only offerin' ya a favour, a chance to go up against the notorious Captain Kirkland. Arr.

[fierybluebird]

[Laaaaaughs.] Oh, is that a favor? I've had plenty of chances to fight pirate captains Miss.

Let me know when you want a game of Davy Back though, it's been ages since anyone played with me.

[hullonurse]

None like me, I can promise you that, m'lad.

... Don't think I've played that game before, though, matey.

[fierybluebird]

We'll see.

Seriously? What kind of pirate are you? Davy Back. Che... do they really not have that in your world?

[hullonurse]

I be the best kind, the one not in need of games to get what I be wantin'.

[fierybluebird]

Davy Back is a game to take the only things pirates have. Gambling everyone on the line. Crew, flag, ship, everything.

Are you saying you don't have the guts for that?

[hullonurse]

I'm saying I don't need to. I can get all that without gambling a thing, lovey.

Doh, sorry this got lost

[fierybluebird]

Where's the fun in that? You're just two countries. Against even one of the three of us, you don't stand a chance. At least Davy Back would make it interesting.

[hullonurse]

Never faced the might of the British Empire, I see! You'll be hard pressed to find a stronger nation, matey. We could take any of ye.