Humorfic - Of the Tribulations of Radagast

[huinare]

This seems to be the only thing I've actually...er, "written"...in a while.  I wrote it at least a week ago to boot and then simply forgot about it.  WTF is wrong with my brain lately

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[aliana1]

...I care about those things and I devote my time and my efforts to them; and if a couple of them happen to coat my hair in feces that’s just an occupational hazard I’m willing and able incur.

Bwahahaaaahaaa! Poor Radagast. Was the shampoo Curumo's trademarked White Rain formula, popular with all coif-conscious Firstborn and Istari of Middle-earth?

[huinare]

White Rain. LOL. I'm not sure, might have been. Whatever it was, it seems to be a secret possessed only by Saruman, Thranduil, and Galadriel.

[hhimring]

I liked the drawing, but it's even better with the story to go with it!

[huinare]

Thanks! My thought process was pretty much, "Wait, why did I just draw this when I can write it?"

[curiouswombat]

Wonderful!

[huinare]

Glad you enjoyed it!

[missingislands]

I'm still not over Saruman saying "bird dookie". And your description of warg bellies as "fluffy" Bwahaha.

[huinare]

Radagast would totally think warg bellies are fluffy.

So when I was a kid I liked this comic strip Wizard of Id, namely because there was a wizard in it (yeah that all goes back quite a ways). I don't have it anymore, but I distinctly remember clipping a particular installment of the comic out of the paper and saving it:

King: "What are all those white spots on your robe?"
Wizard: "Those are all mystic symbols. ... Except this one."
King: "And what's that one?"
Wizard: "Bird dookie!"

So that explains that. X)