Comments | huinare: Humorfic - Of the Tribulations of Radagast

huinare

Humorfic - Of the Tribulations of Radagast

Dec 29, 2012 14:55

This seems to be the only thing I've actually...er, "written"...in a while. I wrote it at least a week ago to boot and then simply forgot about it. WTF is wrong with my brain lately ( Read more... )

curumo, hobbit films, radagast, writing - crack

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pandemonium_213 December 30 2012, 01:28:37 UTC

My icon says it all. That was hilarious, Huin! The dreaded bottle of shampoo, wielded by Saruman-of-the-Tidy-Coif! Such a sacrifice on Radagast's part. :^D

huinare December 30 2012, 21:25:45 UTC

I imagine they'll both be traumatized for life by this incident. =D

engarian December 30 2012, 02:02:15 UTC

Beware the dreaded Head-and-Shoulders. Although I have little liking for Saruman, he has just moved up a bit in my estimation. Not everyone would be willing to tackle the years of neglect and 'natural detritus and deposition' that graces the knobbly head of Radagast. Well done...

- Erulisse (one L)

huinare December 30 2012, 21:28:29 UTC

Detritus, egads, haha.

What's up with peeps not liking Saruman. It can't be the tree-genocide, the betrayal of everybody, the stealing of pipeweed, and the devastation of the Shire, can it? Wait, never mind..

engarian December 31 2012, 00:20:37 UTC

LOLOL..."My task here is done," I say as I leave, making sure that Saruman is still firmly enmeshed in the task of washing his jumpy nut-brown companion. I stride off into the distance, jumping over the puddle of filthy water that had been poured from the tub on this, the sixth such filling. "Two more rinses should just about do it, Mr S..."

- Erulisse (one L)

huinare December 31 2012, 00:33:04 UTC

Saruman: Wait, I'm washing a what now...? *backs away from the tub, far away, and turns a firehose on Radagast*

keiliss December 30 2012, 02:40:39 UTC

Oh, poor dear. That's - cruel and unusual punishment!

*HOWLS!*

Okay, I can sleep now. Thank you :)

huinare December 30 2012, 21:29:58 UTC

I get this sense that Radagast would be lost without the several pounds' worth of...stuff in his hair.

Haha, glad to help. X)

lilith_lessfair December 30 2012, 03:33:56 UTC

Love! Saruman is far braver than I would have been.

huinare December 30 2012, 21:30:58 UTC

Not sure I'd credit him with bravery so much as excessive exasperation. =D

wheelrider December 30 2012, 03:43:58 UTC

Hahahahaaa! Tenure! L'orienal Great stuff.

I thought it was going to be scissors, at the end...

huinare December 30 2012, 21:36:08 UTC

Scissors! You know, that probably would make more sense, as that hair might be beyond even magical shampoo.

(With apologies to McKellan and McCoy as Lear and Lear's Fool, respectively.)

Ragadast: Gandalf, Saruman cut all my hair. =*(
Gandalf: Now now, don't fret. We'll simply cut all his hair while he sleeps.

( ... )

wheelrider December 31 2012, 00:45:40 UTC

Heee! Awesome.