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[hugs_arent_free]

Fellow citizens of Mayfield. If you're feeling a bit peckish I just happened to have some spare food. I couldn't possibly eat it all myself given my size. So rather than letting it spoil I'm happy to share with my neighbours... for a small service fee naturally. Of course if you'd rather eat ketchup and mayonnaise or rummage in the woods, I

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[believeinmeme]

The fuck. Where'd you get all this?

You with the drones?

[hugs_arent_free]

I'm always prepared for an emergency.

[believeinmeme]

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[suspicious]

[hugs_arent_free]

[Smiles innocently.] Would you like some, brother?

[dramakingsuoh]

A-amazing, this is too amazing! Your resourcefulness and commitment has saved us all!

Ah, but of course, a small price is only too reasonable! How much for...everything?

[hugs_arent_free]

Everything? I'm afraid I can't sell it all to one person. I have to worry about other hoarders after all and I want to make sure there is enough for anyone who wants some.

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[dramakingsuoh]

Oh, but I don't want to hoard anything! I just want to buy it all from you, and then share with everyone, so no one will go hungry! I understand that you, as a commoner businessman, can't just afford to give things away for free, but seeing as--

[dramakingsuoh]

O-oh, but.

You wouldn't happen to be willing to accept an IOU, would you? I assure you, I'm fabulously wealthy, but I don't have my checkbook or my credit cards with me...

[prodigious_mage]

. . . . . . . . . . Psh. Nice try.

[hugs_arent_free]

If you're not interested please move along.

[prodigious_mage]

You know, I rather think the others might be . . . disappointed when they realize. You wouldn't want them to . . . find out too soon, would you?

[hugs_arent_free]

[If you could see his eyes, they would be narrowing.] You have good intuition if your brain isn't fooled.

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[viva_io]

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[viva_io]

Ahhhhhh!!! Marmon is so amazing~!!! I knew our true Italian spirit would pull through somehow, ve!!!! How did you get it?!

Fooooooood~~~

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[viva_io]

I'd like some, per favore~!

[hugs_arent_free]

I can't reveal my sources.

... Do you even have any money?

[fourfoldroots]

...You have got to be kidding me. Where did you get all of this?

[hugs_arent_free]

I dislike revealing my sources.

[fourfoldroots]

In these troubling times, wouldn't that be wise? Rather than let most of them starve, I mean.

[hugs_arent_free]

Or some other greedy person could steal it all for themselves.