In SE Kurt and Finn aren't speaking, but by BIOTA Kurt's blackmailing Finn using his browser history. I desperately need fic exploring what happened to them between those two episodes.
That awkward moment you catch your parents having sex.panbutnotpeterMarch 28 2011, 22:37:05 UTC
I've never read a fic that featured Burt/Carole sexytimes, and I need one, ngl.
Would love for Finn to accidentally catch them going at it and freak out, and run to tell Kurt about how traumatized he is... only to catch Kurt and Blaine all over each other.
Or maybe Kurt's the one who catches them, and then has to sit through another uncomfortable talk with Burt.
Or maybe Finn and Kurt BOTH catch them right before what becomes the Most Awkward Family Dinner Ever.
IDK, I'm not fussy about the context. I just want Burt being the total DILF he is, maybe worshiping Carole's body, or using some surprising dirty talk, or -- well, anything that makes it even more horrifying for the son(s) who witness it. *evil smirk*
Re: That awkward moment you catch your parents having sex.lls_mutantMarch 29 2011, 00:19:55 UTC
These aren't fills, but I know of two that have Burt/Carole sex at least strongly implied. One is mine: Turn This House Into a Home. It fades to black (because most of my stuff tends to unless I'm writing PWP), but they definitely have sex.
Yeah this is weird ...catte_noirMarch 29 2011, 07:30:19 UTC
Finn's dad and Kurt's mom were both superheroes who died in the line of duty. Years later, Finn has inherited his dad's superstrength but none of his finesse, and Kurt has his mom's telekinesis, but very little of her emotional stability. In the Hudson and Hummel's respective household, a LOT of coffee tables and lamps get broken.
After one particular incident in elementary school that involved Finn, Kurt, two bullies, a trip to the hospital and a lot of property damage, Burt and Carole become aware of each others' similar plight. They bond, their children bond, and they all eventually become a family.
Bonus: Burt and Finn are the only ones who can calm Kurt down when he's in the middle of a telekinetic freakout. Double bonus: Finn is often terrified of hurting Kurt, who is all tiny and fragile, but Kurt's not scared of him at all.
If I wasn't floundering in assignments and other perils of real life, I'd try this myself, but since I can't right now, I thought I'd leave it open to other people :) Also, I freaking love that this comm
I don't know if there are any vidders out there, but I've never managed to get into it. But I'd LOVE to see a vid for Burt to Toby Keith's "Love Me If You Can" (The song's here.) I know TK is not exactly the most popular person in any fandom I've ever been in, but this song fits Burt to a tee. Like, perfectly. (Burt is one of the few characters I know that I really think fits a country song for a vid, too.)
sappy future fic!mon_stMarch 31 2011, 02:34:55 UTC
May I ask for fluffy future Hudmels? Tell me about fabulous, successful thirty-something Kurt returning to Lima from New York for the holidays to hang out with his dad and Carole and bringing a ridiculous amount of presents for Finn's daughters (he has three! and they are all tiny and loud and adorable) because Kurt'd totally feel guilty for not being around as often as he'd want and would try to compensate by spoiling his nieces rotten with pretty dresses.
(No preference as to the identity of Finn's wife, I wouldn't mind if it's an OC)
Re: sappy future fic!catte_noirMarch 31 2011, 11:21:03 UTC
OMG this is so cute! Could one of the girls be a tomboy who loves helping Grandpa Burt in his garage, and loves it when Uncle Kurt works on cars with them?
Re: sappy future fic!mon_stMarch 31 2011, 17:11:40 UTC
That'd be ADORABLE! Though not too much of a tomboy, perhaps, because I think the fun of wanting Finn to have three daughters is to imagine him being surrounded by girl talk 24/7 and having to go to Burt's if he wants to watch the game. :P
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Anything with Kurt and Carole.
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Would love for Finn to accidentally catch them going at it and freak out, and run to tell Kurt about how traumatized he is... only to catch Kurt and Blaine all over each other.
Or maybe Kurt's the one who catches them, and then has to sit through another uncomfortable talk with Burt.
Or maybe Finn and Kurt BOTH catch them right before what becomes the Most Awkward Family Dinner Ever.
IDK, I'm not fussy about the context. I just want Burt being the total DILF he is, maybe worshiping Carole's body, or using some surprising dirty talk, or -- well, anything that makes it even more horrifying for the son(s) who witness it. *evil smirk*
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The other one was on glee_anon: here.
Hope that helps tide you over!
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After one particular incident in elementary school that involved Finn, Kurt, two bullies, a trip to the hospital and a lot of property damage, Burt and Carole become aware of each others' similar plight. They bond, their children bond, and they all eventually become a family.
Bonus: Burt and Finn are the only ones who can calm Kurt down when he's in the middle of a telekinetic freakout. Double bonus: Finn is often terrified of hurting Kurt, who is all tiny and fragile, but Kurt's not scared of him at all.
If I wasn't floundering in assignments and other perils of real life, I'd try this myself, but since I can't right now, I thought I'd leave it open to other people :) Also, I freaking love that this comm
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(No preference as to the identity of Finn's wife, I wouldn't mind if it's an OC)
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