you guys HAVE to read this AND PIMP IT ON YOUR JOURNALS K?

[boleyn]

You guys, it has finally happened. Some dumbass defended Twilight at The Leaky Cauldron. Yes, TLC.

Thanks so much to inksplotched for giving me the heads up! Here is the dumbass who tried to say Twilight > Harry Potter.

And because this is pretty much epic, I'll include a quote by cleolinda"Oh, by the way: for anyone who thinks that Twilight is "deeper" than Harry

Comments

[wonky]

LMAOOOO Oh man. I can't wait to go read this stuff. People are so funny.

[boleyn]

I was reading the comments and there are three other people who "defend" this Kerrie and I'm wondering if they're the same person? LMFAO PROB.

[wonky]

Yeah! I'm sure they were sockpuppets. LMAOO

[wonky]

LMAO @ Twilight being "sexy"...I don't think it is.

hehe

[boleyn]

You know what I find sexy?

Plot, and Twilight ain't one for plot.

[ninefifteen]

Oh, this is just wonderful:

"I think the Twlight series would appeal to most Harry Potter fans who are getting older and looking for a fantasy story thats more mature and a bit sexier."

[boleyn]

Mature? Sexier? Er...

I've noticed that a lot of Twilight fans, when describing the books, call Twilight "sexy." WHAT IS SO SEXY ABOUT IT!? Hell, all they're doing is kissing and not even like, FULL ON kissing because you know, Edward's gotta watch those teeth so he doesn't bite Bella FO REELZ.

[ninefifteen]

I know XD The book is not mature, and it's not about mature characters. Bella is not a real character even. I refuse to believe that anyone is like her.

And yes, it's very sexy obviously XD Whenever I am in the mood for something sexy to read I choose Twilight. I like the way they peck on each other, I just think it's very sexy, you know? And also, there's mature and sexy drama in Twilight too, because there is this huge love triangle with Jacob too. HAWT! I'm telling you!

[norrell]

Bella is not a real character even. I refuse to believe that anyone is like her.
Yes. Because she lacks a brain, which most humans possess.

[wonky]

I know no one else will care (especially because I know some of you dislike Mormons) but D: at the "It's 'cause she's Mormon" comments in the comments over there. I will never escape them. :(

I don't even know why I care. Ugh.

[norrell]

Eep, yes, her religion shouldn't be attacked cause it has nothing to do with her writing. It's just slander rather than true criticism, which is unfair to her.

And it's not like Bella's Mormon in the books and tries to like, convert Edward or something. Oh, the lulz that would be.

[norrell]

Oooo I saw this earlier and meant to post it but totally forgot in the finals rush so I'm glad someone else did.

These poor, poor deluded people.