hpownstwilight

Preface of Breaking Dawn

boleyn wrote in hpownstwilight May 22, 2008 19:48

WOW NEWS BE-A-CHURNIN'

Thanks to a source close to me, I've ~obtained~ the supposed preface for Breaking Dawn.

"I'd had more than my fair share of near-death experiences; it wasn't something you ever really got used to ( Read more... )

breaking dawn is so gay rofl, learn to write smeyer plz

................huh?

boleyn wrote in hpownstwilight May 21, 2008 20:32

SO HERE I AM WATCHING GHOST HUNTERS AND TALKING TO MY BFF NEHA downpour AND GUESS WHAT HAPPENS!?

boleyn: OH MY GOD NEHA
boleyn: YOU WILL NEVER GUESS WHAT I JUST SAW ON TV
downpour: OMG WHAT
boleyn: A FUCKING PREVIEW FOR SMEYER'S, THE HOST
boleyn: ON TELEVISION
boleyn: ...............
downpour: .............

Yes a book preview. On television. Of The Host.

......................

you guys HAVE to read this AND PIMP IT ON YOUR JOURNALS K?

boleyn wrote in hpownstwilight May 15, 2008 10:34

You guys, it has finally happened. Some dumbass defended Twilight at The Leaky Cauldron. Yes, TLC.

Thanks so much to inksplotched for giving me the heads up! Here is the dumbass who tried to say Twilight > Harry Potter.

And because this is pretty much epic, I'll include a quote by cleolinda"Oh, by the way: for anyone who thinks that Twilight is "deeper" than Harry ( Read more... )

say whaaaa? hp ftw

excuse me whilst i barf

boleyn wrote in hpownstwilight May 14, 2008 11:17

So I was at the grocery store yesterday and happened upon The Host. I was reading the backcover and the summary said;

"From one of the most compelling authors of our time..."

And I just had to LOL at that.

twilight is garbage, hp ftw

HAHAH YOU WISH SMEYER.

downpour wrote in hpownstwilight May 08, 2008 01:37

Here's something from a review of Stephenie Meyer's new book:

Meyer's YA vampire novels (Breaking Dawn will be out in August) have been touted in the Wall Street Journal as successors to J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter series.

UMMMM. EL EM EFF EH OH.

wtfever!!!

this is an actual comm fo reelz

boleyn wrote in hpownstwilight May 04, 2008 14:56

oh my god

Trust me; do NOT read the fics. I may be scarred for life.

twilight is garbage, why crossovers why!?

hwhat?!

downpour wrote in hpownstwilight May 01, 2008 18:57

why does each and every twilight post at ohnotheydidnt get like, 1000+ comments? it gets annoying especially when every other comment has that annoying sparkly text.

HAI I'M ~SOOO~ COOL.yeah, idek where im going with this. i don't think even hp posts got THAT many comments! not since the title for the seventh book was released. and pft, stephenie meyer is ( Read more... )

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boleyn wrote in hpownstwilight Apr 17, 2008 18:17

Found this here. They interviewed a Twilight Mom and of course, pissed me off:

tMF: Are you a fan of Harry Potter? Did you read the Potter books too ( Read more... )

twilight is garbage, hp forever!!!, twilight moms need to gtfo

HAPPEH BIRTHDAH

boleyn wrote in hpownstwilight Apr 15, 2008 19:15

Happy 18th Birthday

Emma Waston!!

*throws confetti*

ALSO, those of you who haven't commented please GO HERE and pick a HP character that you want to be! KTHNX.

potter birthdays

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boleyn wrote in hpownstwilight Apr 14, 2008 19:18

I've been reading the comments at ontd and I came across some LOL worthy comments.

A user posted that JKR is an "untalented bitch" (WTF I KNOW RIGHT?) and two other users commented with:

"Are you a Twilight fan?" and "Have you ever read Twilight?"

ROFL IDK THESE MADE ME EL OH EL.

twilight is garbage, hp fans agree