Halloween Treat for Of_Anoesis

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Gift for: of_anoesis

From: toblass

Title: Out Of His Gourd
Pairing: Severus/Hermione
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: JK Rowling owns everything recognizable. I make no money from doing this to her beloved characters.
Warnings: Lots of steamy innuendo!
Summary: Hermione gets creative with a pumpkin, and gets a few other surprises as well.
Notes: of_anoesis, I hope you like this

Comments

[teddyradiator]

That was utterly delightful! I was laughing at all those wicked suggestions, thinking that was quintessential Severus, to charm the pumpkin to talk dirty! Well done - a real treat!

[toblass]

Thank you, Teddy!

A little dirty talk never hurts, eh?

Naughty Severus...

[teddyradiator]

Well, you know me...if you can't say anything dirty, you shouldn't say anything at all...

[peanuts_mum]

In Your endo! I loved this, gave me a lovely giggle

[toblass]

Thank you! I love a naughty Severus...

[jenidralph]

*snorts* This is too funny. I LOVE it!!!

[toblass]

Thanks, hun...but not as funny as you can be!

[traintracks]

ROTFL! Perverted gourds. What are you going to do?

[toblass]

Severus has quite a wicked side to him...

[kellychambliss]

Haha! Very clever. Cheeky squash, indeed.

[toblass]

Thank you!

Severus is gonna get it when she finds out...