Halloween Treat for Of_Anoesis
Gift for: of_anoesis
From: toblass
Title: Out Of His Gourd
Pairing: Severus/Hermione
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: JK Rowling owns everything recognizable. I make no money from doing this to her beloved characters.
Warnings: Lots of steamy innuendo!
Summary: Hermione gets creative with a pumpkin, and gets a few other surprises as well.
Notes: of_anoesis, I hope you like this bit of naughty fun! Many thanks to the mods for running this fabulous fest! Also, big hugs and much love to Rivertempest for all her help when I needed a swift kick, and for the awesome beta.
A few more lines, a bit of shadowing, a flip of her paintbrush and it was done. Hermione sat back and admired her handiwork.
“Perfect,” she murmured, proud of her creativity.
The pumpkin, sporting Severus’ likeness, scowled at her with its prodigious nose and lips twisted in a sneer. Just as she was putting away the paint pots, she heard a voice.
“If your right leg was Halloween and your left leg was Christmas, would you let me spend some time between the holidays?”
Hermione paused. She looked around, hearing her husband’s voice, but not seeing him.
“In front of you, witch.”
Eyes wide, she stared at the pumpkin, which leered back at her.
“How is it that you can speak?”
The cheeky squash ignored her. “Come sit on my face and let me get to 'nose' you better.”
Hermione was flabbergasted by the naughty-talking gourd.
“Want to come into the garden and see my big hard cucumber?”
She flushed a deep crimson. “How dare-”
“If I were a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seeds?”
She gasped and threw a cloth over the pumpkin’s face, never realizing that Severus was in the doorway, smirking and surreptitiously flicking his wand.