Title: Tipping the Nymphae
Author:
goneoffthelump
Requester:
shocolate
Claim: Hermione/Luna: Hermione doesn't believe in nymphae - until they infest her pubic hair and Luna has to go in after them…
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Wherein Hermione learns about the birds and the… birds.
Warnings: Um, see pairing and rating.
Disclaimer: JKR's, all of it. Except the title, which
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Glad you liked my nudie ladies.
Thanks so much!
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Thank you!
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The Harry/Ron was wonderful. I love how this is funny, but not thoughtlessly silly, which is a feat not many can do while trying to be amusing. Seems quite thought through. Wonderful job.
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Is it a bad thing that when I read about her RoR-room, I thought "Oh, I would have loved that."
Umm... are you kidding? I can't think of a sexier place to get laid than an old library like that.
Thank you for the lovely comment - and OMG isn't Sarah Waters a genius?!
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There is actually a mention of parchment being a sexy smell in my own funnyfic xD And YES! Sarah Waters is the best. Have you seen the movie? Flo is very sexy in it. <3
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“I see the orgasm you had last night has fortified the nymphae considerably.”
I do like your Luna!
“Oh, honestly,” Hermione snorted. “Why don’t you ask Harry about it - ask how he’s hidden fancying you all this time?”
Yay - canon!
“Terry Boot has been staring at you for years, Ron. But not because you are a bloody Veela!”
Yay random!gay!Terry - you spoil me!
He’d always have Harry, even if he never realised the true extent to which he had him.
Oh!
Oh, that's lovely!
Wow.
I cannot believe you managed real plot with such a ridiculous prompt - and those are the best section dividers evah!!!
I only have one fememeslashy icon, I'm afraid...
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I am rather proud of my Parenthetical Nudes, though :)
Thanks so much, I'm so glad you liked - and an even bigger thank you for running this behemoth of a fest!
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