Title: Tipping the Nymphae
Author: goneoffthelump
Requester: shocolate
Claim: Hermione/Luna: Hermione doesn't believe in nymphae - until they infest her pubic hair and Luna has to go in after them…
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Wherein Hermione learns about the birds and the… birds.
Warnings: Um, see pairing and rating.
Disclaimer: JKR's, all of it. Except the title, which ( Read more... )

Title: A Midsummer Night’s Swim
Author: goneoffthelump
Requester: granola_bean
Claim: Harry/Ron: Harry wants to know how naked he has to be for it to count as skinny dipping
Rating: R
Summary: Ron can't resist certain things on a night like this. Harry can't resist Ron... ever.
Warnings: Excessive fluff followed by excessive nudity.
Disclaimer: *disclaimeth*
Notes: Thanks ( Read more... )