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Jan 15, 2008 19:22

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I KILLED HIM TWICE. HOW IS THAT BASTARD STILL ALIVE?!

Edit: Mrs. Lovett. I need to talk to you.

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earlofpoisons January 16 2008, 00:29:13 UTC
If you need some help getting rid of someone, I could lend you a poison or two to do the trick.

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howboutashave January 16 2008, 00:34:26 UTC
Poisoning isn't nearly as satisfying as cutting his throat open.

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earlofpoisons January 16 2008, 00:36:20 UTC
But it's obviously less messy...and you can watch them suffer.

It's entertaining.

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howboutashave January 16 2008, 00:41:11 UTC
It's also entertaining to watch the blood spray from his neck.

Plus, poisoning would require hiding the poison in something he can eat or drink, and sadly he wouldn't be dumb enough to ingest anything I give him.

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thebarberswife January 16 2008, 00:30:47 UTC
... you killed him?

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howboutashave January 16 2008, 00:35:10 UTC
yes. Twice.

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thebarberswife January 16 2008, 00:37:22 UTC
I would not have expected something like that from you, Ben.

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howboutashave January 16 2008, 00:46:06 UTC
Seeing as you're a damn imposter, I doubt you know anything about me.

And I've said already that Benjamin Barker is dead. So don't call me that.

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batshit_bella January 16 2008, 00:34:05 UTC
Well apparently, if you had to kill him the second time, you didn't do a very good job the first time. People don't even know how to kill anymore...what's this world coming to?

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howboutashave January 16 2008, 00:36:38 UTC
Usually when I slit the throats of other people, they stay dead. That bastard seems to be the only exception.

... You look like someone I know.

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batshit_bella January 16 2008, 00:40:35 UTC
Well then obviously he's got something that makes him better than you.

Do I now?

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howboutashave January 16 2008, 00:43:33 UTC
He's just a damned judge. He doesn't have anything that makes him better than me.

Yes. Her.

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bionicbamf January 16 2008, 00:39:38 UTC
You didn't go the goddamn job right, obviously.

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howboutashave January 16 2008, 00:44:46 UTC
I cut his bloody throat open and chopped him into pieces. How is that 'not getting the job done'?

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bionicbamf January 16 2008, 00:47:41 UTC
Dunno, maybe he's some kinda monster that can't be killed that way. Hell, I don't feel comfortable until I've blown their damn head off. Maybe that's what you need to do.

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howboutashave January 16 2008, 01:03:19 UTC
No, he's just a normal person.

I even burned him after I cut him up. There was nothing left.

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notyetwritten January 16 2008, 00:51:41 UTC
Twice...?

... you, I think I've read about you.

... interesting.

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howboutashave January 16 2008, 01:05:13 UTC
Yes, twice.

Someone told me about something called a 'movie' about myself, so somehow I'm not surprised. I didn't know people write about me, though.

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notyetwritten January 16 2008, 01:14:00 UTC
What's a "movie ( ... )

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howboutashave January 16 2008, 01:19:13 UTC
Moving pictures with sound, I think.

... Well, I won't deny killing those people, but I certainly never died, nor did Mrs. Lovett. And as far as I know, Toby is fine.

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