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[howboutashave]

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I KILLED HIM TWICE. HOW IS THAT BASTARD STILL ALIVE?!

Edit: Mrs. Lovett. I need to talk to you.

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[notyetwritten]

Twice...?

... you, I think I've read about you.

... interesting.

[howboutashave]

Yes, twice.

Someone told me about something called a 'movie' about myself, so somehow I'm not surprised. I didn't know people write about me, though.

[notyetwritten]

What's a "movie

[howboutashave]

Moving pictures with sound, I think.

... Well, I won't deny killing those people, but I certainly never died, nor did Mrs. Lovett. And as far as I know, Toby is fine.

[notyetwritten]

Oh, like those things on that "youtube" thing I've seen some people link to. Most novel.

How odd. I might be correct after all. Particularly since you seem to have killed Mr. Turpin twice.

[howboutashave]

They are quite interesting.

I would like to know why he has come back to life again. Though annoying as it may be, I can't say it isn't somewhat satisfying to see him die more than once.

[notyetwritten]

As I said... I have a theory, though it's... difficult to explain. It probably wouldn't make any sense to you (... it barely makes sense to me.)

I'm going to need more information about this story. Not just yours, but the story that ties us all.

What is it that you have against this man, anyway?

[howboutashave]

He imprisoned me, on a false charge, and had me deported. All because he was in love with my wife.

[notyetwritten]

... yes, I believe I'd react the same way.

I have been reading some of the other comments... I would like to note that if Turpin has been slain twice and yet continues to live, it is entirely possible that your wife is alive as well, that the woman who you have spoken with is not an impostor after all.