Happy 22 years of not-smoking to chef_shouty!

Before I learned what "FTW" meant, I read it as "Fuck the What."

that you can decorate your car with decals that look like bullet holes??

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My brother, J, called me on the phone at approximately 4:40pm:

J: Hey
D: Hey what's up
J: I was watching the 4 o'clock news...
D: yeah?
J: ...and I had a sneezing fit [begins to laugh]
D: uh-huh [intuiting the punchline]

J: and I shit my pants

[lolz ensue]

Happy 20th Anniversary
of Quitting Smoking
to Andy!

Whoever you are, just stop being a dick and return Mike Watt's bass already, GOD.

= My BF

I'd like to stop farting now, please.

Sittin in a ( tree )

SET LIST
edit: so it's not really a set list, but a list of cues

Charlottesville, VA - Tuesday, August 7!