Kissing Ass Is Something Entirely Different (for colbert_bump)

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Joey made a contented sound, rubbing his cheek along the blanket covering Asher's foot. He had both arms wrapped gently around his friend's feet, hugging them to his chest and squeezing his eyes tighttighttight.

Asher had saved her. Yasmine. From his own sister.

He must really secretly love her as much as Joey did.

Gazing lovingly - in a friendly non-

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Stephen didn't know why he woke up. It might have been the way he had been on edge for awhile now, expecting to be maimed alive by a sleeping dog. It might have been that he was thirsty.

It might have been the weird happy sounds that Joey was making, which Stephen really did not want to think about. But they weren't coming from Joey's bed, so Stephen squinted into the darkness, reached for his glasses, and tried to sit up under the weight of Onyx.

What the hell?!

"What the hell!?" he exclaimed, possibly too loud, but no one else woke up, so.

[how_youdoin]

Joey instantly glared at Stephen, maybe held Asher's feet more protectively to his chest. "Shhh!" If Stephen woke Asher and he found Joey like this... Joey didn't think it was Yasmine he'd have to worry about being drowned.

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That was one of the most disturbing sights Stephen had ever seen. And he had seen Nancy Pelosi elected to Speaker of the House, so that was saying something.

"Why are you molesting our roommate?!" he hissed. "Oh God, do you do that to everyone while they're sleeping?!"

[how_youdoin]

Hissing wasn't much better, Joey didn't think. He furrowed his brow more pointedly at Stephen, insisting, "No. I'm not molesting him, I'm thanking him!"

At least in Joey's world there was a difference.

Trust Stephen to wake up and ruin his moment with Asher's feet.