Dear Whisper ( Read more... )

Dear Whisper,

I think you met your match today.

You tried to steal a Slinky toy out of the Basket Of Cat Toys.

Except that the other end of the Slinky didn’t want to come and anchored itself to the heavy basket.

Never one to give up, you planted those feet of yours and began tugging.

Until you had stretched the Slinky across the entire room.

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Whisper... if you grab a box, you must be prepared for it to chase you when you run. Until you let go of it. Even if it smells like nummy hay.

The amount of my laughter at the startled bunny racing through the room chased by the evil box (which is held prisoner by the bunny's teeth) will be proportionate to the box's size.

This one was truly

Dear Whisper ( Read more... )

So that was an interesting morning. Woke up, fed Pancakes, went to the bathroom. All the usual stuff ( Read more... )

No, Whisper, you cannot chew the drapes.

Obviously, you didn't learn your lesson the last time, when you got stuck in one of the holes, was photographed, and Shamed publicly on Facebook and Livejournal  ( http://stealthbunny.livejournal.com/126995.htmlYou just learned to be sneakier ( Read more... )

There I am. Innocently eating breakfast in my recliner. When suddenly a GIANT RABBIT LEVITATES next to me. OHAI! I rescue my spill-y type stuff while he nuzzles me. I scratch along his back as he lengthens longer under my arm…. Longer… longer… AND NABS THE CATALOG on the arm of the recliner. YEEHAW! He leaps off, lands in a run, waving the catalog ( Read more... )

Whisper, you are a spoiled brat. Not only do you want me rubbing the back of your neck, but THEN you nudge Smidgie to lick your forehead? At the same time? You hedonist rabbit, you!

From Whisper's point of view ( Read more... )