Okay, so that's the last time I'm having a Spicy McChicken sandwich. (Doubtful... I'm sure I'll be overworked and in a major hurry someday again.) But oh, man ( Read more... )

What in the aitch eee double hockey sticks am I going to do with this thing?


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That's what they say at the Tattoo Eyebrow Deli to admonish their working cat, Smokey. Like many delis in NYC, the proprietors have employed a traditional "deli cat" to keep pests away. I'm not sure about his mousing stats, but Smokey pretty much runs the place. If he's sleeping on the potato chip display, you're S.O.L. No Fritos for you ( Read more... )

LEFT BRAINEarthlink DSL Internet -> Broadband Modem -> Linksys Router -> Ethernet Hub & Airport Extreme Base Sation -> Airport Express remote stations (x3 ( Read more... )

My five seconds of fame is happening today, right here in this very thread.

I think none of you will be surprised that my username on Fark is "fuligin" and that Catpain Hook is none other than my HeMan.

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esquire STEALER OF CAT-NAMES! I thought we should call the Julep's new cat "Josephine" for her coat of many colors, but noooo... He says that name's already taken by Cole's cat. Who goes by Joey anyway! Hrmph. Guess we'll have to check here for more cat names. Whoops! Guess "Cole" is taken too! Sheesh. ;-)

lizsybarite MAKEUP MAVEN! What do shade do you ( Read more... )

I would use the dismembered corpses of a thousand maggot-riddled road-flattened oppossums infected with mutated bird flu and covered in the explosive diarrhea of ten thousand sick elephants to keep myself alive until I could meet onemintjulepAnd that's a quote ( Read more... )

It felt like my birthday this morning! HeMan just rediscovered one of his mousies (the little furry realistic kind). I'd seen him playing with it earlier, but he seemed to get bored with it quickly. I figured that was the end of it.

This morning I woke up in my usual sweaty ball, not remembering quite how I got there or why Arthur was playing ( Read more... )

I've been besieged lately by what I think are too many ideas for what to do next. It's been a game of mix'n'matching my interests, skills, and prospects for making enough money ( Read more... )