Many of you may not know, but part of my work involves editing computer-generated video and audio transcripts for captioning. I get some really interesting files across my desk sometimes, and one of them not too long ago was of an interview with the scion of a wealthy industrialist ( Read more... )

It's not low fat or low calorie. It's cheap, and it's good even if you usually aren't fond of tuna ( Read more... )

Hillary was sitting in the Oval Office when Obama got off the phone with Sarkozy this morning. After hanging up the phone, he turned and asked her, "What does Carthago delenda est mean?"

Today California Lysdexics for Chrits, citing their support of "abstinence only" policies, launched a petition drive against FedEx in schools.

Here's a term for the day, in honor of the Navy relieving a sailor for swearing like a sailor (we are all relieved that they have protected us from the heinous malefactor in question ( Read more... )

We regret to inform you that Santa Claus will not be making his rounds this year, resulting from an unfortunate incident in which a TSA agent with cold hands got kicked by Blitzen. Authorities are holding said reindeer on multiple felony counts, including assaulting a federal agent. 8 other reindeer and a pilot with an expired FAA medical check are ( Read more... )

S.A.S.Q.U.A.T.C.H.: Can't say I disagree. Puplic [sic] parks are for and paid by usefull responsible members of our society. It's not a free campground, crypt, or place to shoot up."Useful ( Read more... )

 I used to occasionally fly my teenager unaccompanied for visitation. Not while this is in place. I am not going to tell my teenage daughter she has to let strangers ogle her naked or feel up her breasts and genitals in order to have time with both her parents ( Read more... )

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Thank you for serving our country. Thank you for keeping me free, warm, and safe in my bed at night ( Read more... )