it is snowing in new england. still.
it is beautiful, but i do wish i was having a dance party with megan. drunk.
that's really the best way to celebrate the holidays. regardless of weather :D

I haven't heard from doommuffinchan in so long...i'm beginning to wonder if she remembers i even exist.

so i am forced to use passive aggressive, internet tactics to demand her attention.

oh muffin, my muffin. you have forced me so low.

did our naked nights dancing to pink mean nothing to you?

today is the day that the new teachers are arriving and greeting everyone ( Read more... )

I know it`s been a while, but let`s get straight to the point ( Read more... )

right. where was i? ah yes...the snake ( Read more... )

right. lots to say ( Read more... )

at a wonderful, very dionysian party at miller's house this weekend i had a wee kitchen snog, which always perks everyone up ( Read more... )

Just to let you know ( Read more... )

umm...
i wish i could say i was being drunk and silly with megan when i wrote that last one...
but i was neither drunk.
nor silly.
im never silly.
nor am i ever drunk.
anyway.

Hello, I'm at megan's house and I like penis. Hot damn!

Where are they? Does anybody know where I can find some?