24- How'd you like to light up my life?

[horrible_protag]

Well, it's so dark out now, I can hardly see two feet in front of my face! However, I can assume that all of our guests are still out there? I can hear your chipper voices all around. Please be sure not to crowd around too much

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video;

[corwinsplanet]

That's a good attitude to have when you're--

[Huff puff.]

Running through the high grass--

[Huff.]

For--

[Puff.]

Ahhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!

It's a possum.

video;

[horrible_protag]

Possum. I don't believe I've ever run through the- Wait. High grass? Oh, I see how it is.

Listen up, buster, you may think it's [airquotes] cool to go out and get [airquotes] high with your little [airquotes] friends, but if you smoke dope, then you are a dope. That stuff is illegal. So you just sober up and fly right and make sure to never touch that hippie lettuce again, you understand?

[OoC: omg, JEFF CORWIN, that's amazing. ilhim. He has a show on food network that I can't watch due to squick factor.]

[ohsoboring]

I'm surprised you're still single.

[Penny would reply, but she's probably busy twittering.]

[horrible_protag]

Oh, yes? Well, I admit that I've been having a hard time after Penny's breakup, but I do believe I'm doing much better now.

Why, was that a proposition?

[OoC: 8D It's such an awesome clip. Felicia's adorable, especially at the end. 'o.o What?!']

[ohsoboring]

Good. I think.

What? No, ew. I think Supergirl has a thing for you, though.

[ooc: She's the physical embodiment of adorable when sexual innuendos start flying around.]

[horrible_protag]

Thank you.

Ew? Supergirl? Oh- Kara. Well, I don't think it's your call, but she is quite a lovely woman, isn't she?

[OoC: I wish to cuddle her.]

video;

[360worldview]

The Welcome Center is a recently established place where new citizens can become acclimated and on their way to owning an apartment and getting their life started. One of the vocal supporters is here to speak to us, known hero Captain Hammer.

Hello.

video;

[horrible_protag]

[instant interview-mode] Hello. So happy that I could be here, [name. Uh.] Chet.

video;

[360worldview]

Anderson Cooper.

Tell us, what impact have you seen since The Welcome Center started?

video;

[horrible_protag]

Well, Andy- can I call you Andy?- Well, Andy, right away you could just see the amount of happiness go up. For new arrivals, and for not new arrivals too. People seem better prepared for the City.

MISTAKEN HIM FOR RAIKOV 8D

[hatedbyfanboys]

You're lucky to know a girl like that.

He'll be sad Raiden can't stay. American and straight=MUCH better than Raikov.

[horrible_protag]

Yes, I am.

You know her too, you know.

fffffff 1/2

[hatedbyfanboys]

... I just met her.

[hatedbyfanboys]

... Oh. Not again. I'm not that Raikov guy.

[bad_in_thelatin]

Gorram it, folks, stop stealin' my face!

1/4

[horrible_protag]

[not again, wtf]

[horrible_protag]

Well, let's see. You don't appear to be Castle, you're definitely not me, so-

[horrible_protag]

[Processing. Wait a sec, it'll come to him.]