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dark_dreymer February 6 2011, 04:50:02 UTC
4/5, you're on your way to a perfect score of epic quotes ;)

I suddenly had a good fantasy fodder for when I…ummm choke the monkey. Spank the snake. Beat the wiener. You know…masturbate. Haha, I love all the silly euphemisms there are for wanking. They're amusing.

Except that probably wasn’t the case now that I think about it…otherwise Kurt would have picked up on it and began and a bitchslap fight with Quinn for Sam then and there. Oh gosh I honestly wouldn't know who to root for in a fight between Quinn and Kurt, I mean; they're both pretty fierce so I wouldn't like to call it.

Where he ran into Mrs. Schuester. Or uh ex Mrs. Schuester. He should really find out if that bird who is cuckoo for Coco Puffs has a name and start calling her that. I keep seeing that quote used to describe Terri and it's understandable because it fits her so well :3

Oscar Wilde quote. You're spoiling me :D

She was thinking that she was getting down to our level, accept her into the teenager tribe. Pretty soon we would be dancing around chanting: “One ( ... )

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hopenight February 7 2011, 17:02:26 UTC
I don't know if even half of what I wrote there was even a euphemism for wanking. I just wanted to write them because they make me giggle ( ... )

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icefalcon5767 February 8 2011, 02:00:43 UTC
Leave it Sam to figure it out :) of course with all that sexual tension, you'd kinda have to be a dope to miss it, right?

Finn cut her off, determined to keep her away from Mister Schue. He knew that this was one of those instances where the crazy had to be kept away in a lock box safe container with DO NOT OPEN written in bold letters on it. ~Yes! Yes yes yes! Go Finn! Keep the crazy away!

And then he grabbed his backpack and stalked past Miss Holiday on the way out. He could see red at the edges of his vision blurring it into some hate filled thing. And Finn refused to give into that side of himself. He kind of understood why Rachel liked her dramatic exits right now. It did feel kind of good to do one. He almost should have asked the band to play him out. But Finn needed to be calm right now. So he forced himself to go somewhere where he would have to be calm. ~Exit...stage right...hellz to the yeah! Don't get me wrong, I totally loved the character and she can sing, but yeah...no replace Schue dammit. And seeing Finn go off on ( ... )

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