New name, old trend:

ambulnce_artist

I'm no billboard, but CVS just put out two carts full of make-up marked down to $2.00 an item. Apparently it's on sale from $10-$20. This should promise to be tough competion to the Big Lots sale of '04.

What the hell? The only times I can think of updating are CVS sales. Gay.

Sand skaters beyotch. Good skim this Friday. Be there (Drew).

Good mood today. You'd know what I'm talking about if you've ever made two black guys argue over who's covering whitey while he's dishing out some of Larry Byrd's finest. I'm talking about the black tops at GT Bray, sucka*. After a few games of being put in my place, I pumped up my shoes, adjusted my head band, and made a name out of milk man. I ( Read more... )

Condoms are buy one 12 pack, get one FREE at CVS until Sunday. Just in case anyone is bringing in the New Year with a "bang".

Good God I'm awesome.

Hey guys, hope everyone's weekend kicked ass. All of you back from college, welcome home ( Read more... )

I started at CVS yesterday. This is the first time I've had two jobs, and now I get a paycheck every Friday. That's dangerous. I spent most of my first day just thinking of stuff I could buy. Mostly thought about buying myself a bass cab, I've always used other people's, which is without a doubt skanky. I need to be in a band again. I need to go to ( Read more... )

Today is a day worth celebrating, a day I've wanted to come for about a year. When it comes to the bench, I am prey to jocks' sarcasm because of my lack of skills to put up some iron ( Read more... )

Here's a confidence booster:

Even better, try redoing this and capitalize the M. I think that one is more of a treat.

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Bright Futures thinks it's so cool.

Holy Goodness, that sucks Abrye ( Read more... )