Comments | hooveraardvark: the worst freestyle rap OAT

hooveraardvark

the worst freestyle rap OAT

Dec 10, 2007 12:01

seriously, this might be the worst freestyle rap of all time. watch it and marvel that someone could maintain such a high level of idiocy and horrific rhymes for five whole minutes. raise a glass when it suddenly becomes racist (around the 3 minute mark, i think). yeah, holla to my slant-eyed brethren ( Read more... )

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Comments 12

hankshiny December 10 2007, 17:11:42 UTC

that's not true at all! the internet as a whole loves Beanie. but not so much my actual friends, admittedly.

a wiggity-wiggity wap!

hooveraardvark December 10 2007, 17:12:44 UTC

how many times does he say that? when i get home today i think i will do a count of that, and also of the number of times he rhymes "pee" with something else.

d_m December 10 2007, 19:58:47 UTC

// so hey, i think the first video manages to get racist before
// 3 minutes in. or at least:

// "i'm not black but i still rhyme like i'm on crack" (0:28)

// like you, i don't understand why after the 100th fucked-up
// rhyme he just didn't give up and *not* post that thing.

hooveraardvark December 10 2007, 20:04:22 UTC

yeah, i didn't think i could bear to sit through it one more time, so i just estimated the time at which the slant-eyed chinese part pops in.

sloove December 10 2007, 21:26:34 UTC

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.
WHAT? that is the most ridiculously embarrassing thing ever!

he tries so hard the whole time to rhyme random non-sensical words together and then at the very end he says something like "...when i took you out like amy fisher"?!

my mind hurts.

hooveraardvark December 10 2007, 21:32:16 UTC

i still cannot believe that he POSTED THIS ON YOUTUBE HIMSELF. WHAT A DUMBASS.

bomb_the_cherry December 10 2007, 22:28:49 UTC

What a dick. "My hand will go splat in your face". Oh god. It's like when older men in your family try to dance to really new upbeat pop or dance music infront of lots of other people. It really is that level of embarrasment.

Haha. Oh dear.

hooveraardvark December 10 2007, 22:33:13 UTC

yeah, he's just a stupid rich white kid.

Rappers danahammer December 14 2007, 05:52:56 UTC

It's funnier when the bad rap is totally serious. More contempt-worthy but much much funnier. I think he either has the autism or a very very straight faced, dry sense of humor.

Re: Rappers hooveraardvark December 14 2007, 15:07:40 UTC

i'm not sure he has any sense of humor at all. i was reading his comments on youtube . . . god.