i have had an interview every day since friday, and today i had two phone interviews. tomorrow i have a real interview and possibly another phone interview. and i may have to go all the way to long island for another interview on friday ( Read more... )

here are some choice quotes from steve albini's food blog. the boyfriend is skeptical that this is real, but after googling it appears to be legit. i thought about going through the blog and counting the number of times he says "mouth feel", but you know. i've got actual work to do ( Read more... )

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how to be racist, in a few simple steps!

PLEASE WATCH VIDEO, IT IS AMAZING(LY HORRIBLE YET HILARIOUS ( Read more... )

ok, i am not nearly distracted enough, so i am making another post. this one has tons of youtube videos, including people doing bizarre things with their bodies (i.e. rhythmic gymnastics and DANCING IN POINTE SHOES ON SOME POOR MAN'S HEAD). i remember making a random ballet video post during the republican convention, so consider this the sequel ( Read more... )

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oh my god. we went to hankshiny's grandfather's apartment for dinner and on the way back there was a MAGICIAN on the subway. i think his name was The Great Lorenzo or something similar, he spoke no english and was wearing a battered top hat. his method consisted of holding out various containers (top hat, weird thing that looked like an 18th century ( Read more... )

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